'lo sons and daughters, brothers and sisters.
I, Bohdan McEmopants have returned.
after a long absence i have returned therefore if the saying is correct your hearts should be fonder, however i doubt it. more likely every one has just forgotten about me except for my beloved friend matthew (even if he is a werewolf i still love him).
anyways shit has been going down and up. i have taken up the guitar, i have made a band, matt is my bass player... MINE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! anyways yarr heaps of shit has changed, rather than writing shitbox emo poems i am going to write shitbox happy poems because i am happy. i choose to be happy so why can't other people? anyways i still can't get out of the ahbit of just putting anyways after shit.
so... i have taken up supporting the st. louis rams and the buffalo bills in the nfl, i have taken an intrest in american football after reading eyesheild 21 which i would recommend to all. i am currently getting up at 4 am to work out and jog before i go to school, i get up at 4 am so that no one is on the street to see me running like a retard down the street.
i am learning the guitar and by learning i mean working shit out as i go, so far i can play a couple of songs but no chords, i fucking suck cause i have short fat fingers.
i made a band, with matt, dr.honey, dave, john, keisha, maybe allister maybe some other slags i don't fucking know. shit is out of my control.
i have been listening to a lot of parliament lately, because i like happy music.
year 12, last year of education, should i be scared i don't fucking know but i ain't although some times i do worry, many people would be surprised to find that out but i am in fact slightly human and therefore can experience more than just happiness it's just so far happy is the best thing to spend most of my time as.
i should probably be writing a depressing poem about how life is futile and death is inevidetable and love is just a concept invented by humans to make them feel less alone in a world full of disappointment and wasted potential, however i don't like homework or any of those concepts so i'll leave it for a while, fuck larkin mang, that dude had issues those fucking cows that stole his hooks seriously fucked him in the head. if that sentence didn't make sense don't worry.
hmmmm... lets see what else has happened in my life lately, when i started this journal entry i thought i had a lot to write about and now i feel like i have let myself down.
i got me some new glasses, no one except matt knows what my old glasses look like and no onem, not even matt, would probably care what my new ones look like.
i entered a competition today about 40 times, it was a competition left alone outside a shop so i entered and then again and again cause no one noticed and my answers to their question just got crazier and crazier "why do you want gym membership?" "so that i can finally catch that pesky roadrunner" "cow tipping is getting a bit hard maybe it'll be easier if i work out a bit" yarr lots of shit like that.
uuum... swine flu, sure am looking forward to that spreading more. i was quite disappointed by the last two epidemics, sars bird flu what the fuck mang? you let the team down... in fact your off the team!
i got hit in the right testicle today by a small blue rubber ball. it hurt quite a bit, i needed to sit down for a couple of minutes and moan. there were tears but that was due to cold wind and laughing at the unlikelihood of it happening.

i been trying to get a job, been failing too. shit ain't been going my way lately, but it's all good, i can still ride the trains and trams as long as i don't get caught. i have a hole in my shoe but cannae as of yet afford to replace them. when i do i was going to ask for suggestions as to what to write on them. i donno if that is a good idea since it might simply be ignored and that'd make me sad.
spent about 2 and a half hours at highpoint today, just chillin' with dr. honey, we had cookies, milkshakes and fuck (kfc, i donno if you have seen their posters "kfc + u" rearrange it slightly and you get fuck).
my finger tips always hurt lately because of the guitar who know small sharp threads of metal would make my fingers sore? no one warned me.
anyways that is kinda all i can be bothered writing
so thank you and good night, sorry for wasting your time although i guess it was your choice.